This is how I envision things happening whenever there's a little football sized dog yapping its lungs out at me. That's just the little DLG'er devil standing on my shoulder telling me how I should do things. Thank heavens there's a little DLG'er angel standing on the other side telling me just the opposite.
Do you know people that have two or three of these little yappers running around inside? Not just yapping at you, but pooping and peeing everywhere? Not only do I get the urge to kick them out of the way, but the urge to grab them by fur on their back like a cat carries her kittens around. Of course this probably wouldn't stop the yapping. Probably make it worse. As far as pets go, I'll put these little yappers in the same category as alley rats. I hate em.
Back to thoughts of kicking them out of the way. I'd be willing to bet the farm on saying that most people have the same thought of kicking them out of the way when they are barking bigger than their bite. Be honest, now- what are your first thoughts when one of these little yappers is barking like crazy at your ankles? Is it 'oh, what a little cutie,' or 'shut up, you little turd!!!?'
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