The Multiple Purpose Corn On The Cob

If I lived on a farm in the pre-toilet paper days, here is how one of my days would play out:

• Harvest some of my corn crop
• Eat some corn on the cob with dinner
• Fashion a corn cob pipe out of the empty corn cob
• Save the rest of the empty corn cobs for use in the outhouse, to clean myself after doing my deed

This is how one of your days would have played out too- if you lived on a farm in the pre-toilet paper days.