These crooks bother the hell out of me

I'm in a store buying some grub.  I'm trying to decide whether I should buy the larger size, or the smaller size.  One would think that by buying the larger size, some cash would be saved.  This money saving is hit or miss.  Some really quick calculations in my head or on my phone tells me the truth.  These crooks fool you into thinking you're saving some money going with the larger size, while at the same time taking you to the cleaners.  These larger sizes are usually 1.5 times the normal size, and sometimes roughly 2 times the normal size.  This makes for some pretty simple math.  The next time you're trying to decide which size to buy, remember that buying the larger size may not save you money.  Effin crooks!!!