Saturday, April 10, 2010

The Frosty Windshield Peephole

One thing that really bothers me is driving down the road on chilly mornings and seeing someone with a frosty windshield, with the driver hunching over to see through probably a 1/4 square foot worth of defrosted glass.  I've come up with a list of reasons why this is:
  • The driver is extremely lazy
  • The driver is extremely late for something
  • The driver is not the proud owner of a scraper
  • The driver is lacking in the common sense dept.
These are all inexcusable reasons, except for the last one.  Some people are just born with a dim light bulb upstairs.  You can't blame them for this.  There are work arounds for the other reasons: 
  • For the driver that's extremely lazy- all it takes are a few scrapes and you can have at least half of the windshield clear.  Very little effort. 
  • For the driver that is extremely late- all it takes are a few scrapes and you can have at least half of the windshield clear.  This will only make you a few seconds later than you already are. 
  • For the driver that is not the proud owner of a scraper- you can use your drivers license if you are in a pinch.  You can be proud of 'making use of what you have'
This is a safety hazard, and everyone outside of your frosty windshield peephole is in danger of you, your stupid actions, and the possible carnage because of you and your stupid actions.  Please clean your windshield.

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