Crusty Booger Faced Little Booger Faces

Here's something that I don't get.  You're out and about, and you see lots of people.  You see lots of little kids.  Some of these little kids look like they haven't had a clean face in weeks.  Of course, little kids can get dirty in a hurry.  But it is the parents duty to keep em clean.  You see kids with dirt on their faces.  Then you see kids with boogers smeared across their face halfway to their ears.  Boogers that have dried and are now crusty.

These little kids don't have crusty booger faces just once, it's all the time.  This just shows what a horrible job that the parent is doing at parenting.  Good golly.  How hard is it to clean a little kids face?  Clean your little crusty booger faced little booger face!