The learned swagger

So you're walking amongst a crowd of people.  Something really stands out with certain individuals now and then.  It's like a homing beacon saying 'Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!'  What is it?  For males, it is a strut that looks so ridiculous that you struggle to keep the laughing contained to inside your head- and not out loud.  For females, it is butt-wiggling.  Me being a male, this female butt-wiggling is a welcome sight.  Be honest, you can't tell me that you've never noticed these things. 

Let's think about how these people came about walking this way.  This can't be natural.  They probably weren't born walking this way.  At least I hope not.  So why is this the way they walk?  This is a learned swagger.  Did this swagger take a great deal of practice to perfect?  What do you do, stand in front of a mirror until you get the swagger that you think is going to be the best looking one?  I don't know, and I probably don't want to know.

Now, on to why someone would want to walk in a fashion most other people wouldn't use.  This has to be only to make people look at them.  Attention getting.  This is just like a female wearing the most skin tight, form fitting clothes possible.  These females have to be wearing these clothes to focus attention on curves here and there.  Why else?  Just to struggle in the morning shoehorning themselves into these clothes?  Not likely.  If you are a female, and you wear super skin tight clothes for another reason, please let me know why.  Otherwise, I will take this as a hint to grab a look.  I imagine that I'm not the only one that thinks like this.

The next time you see some guy 'strutting' or a female 'wiggling her butt'- ask why they do it.  Ask how long it took them to learn it, too.  Don't forget to ask if they practiced in front of a mirror.  Finally, if it's a guy- say 'dang, you look stupid' and if it's a female- say 'niiiice'