DLG'er Says:

It's OK, Kathy- I don't mind if you check the stupid boxes.

Kathy McLinn (From Dillingham, Alaska) Says:

Teachin' is muh biznit and I luv muh biznit.

Tip O The Day

Your boat will not float without the plug in place to keep out the water. Always check for your plug.

Kathy McLinn Says:

Flamin' up marshmallers and weener dawgs is good on da sunny days, everbuddy!!!

The Into Wind Rule

By Professor DLG'er
Doing ANY business into the wind is a bad idea.  Not just peeing- ANYTHING.

Good Night, My Dear Friend

Chapter Four
Raven, as sad as it is to admit this- I have gotten my wish.  My prediction of needing only one bullet was also right on the mark. 
Chapter Five
Raven, rest in peace.
The End

Good Night, My Dear Friend

Chapter One
Raven, you have safely landed on my roof for the very last time.  Which means the next time your claws make a racket up there- it will be the last time they make a racket up there.
Chapter Two
Raven, I have thoroughly cleaned up the ole .22 long rifle in anticipation of hearing the clawing racket you make.  It is chock full of bullets, even though I will only need one.
Chapter Three
Raven, your touch and go landing has only angered me more.  This time, instead of having the gun on safety, and no bullet in the chamber- I now have it on safety, with a bullet in the chamber.  

Gee whiz. KAKN, or KLDG

A sure sign that it's time to break down and buy an Ipod or similar modern music storage device:

It's Sunday.  Hanging a net.  Got a radio nearby.  No CD's at hand.  KDLG is currently tuned in on the radio.  African dance music is what's on the menu.  African dance music?  Damn, you sure hit the spot, KDLG.  A quick change over to KAKN on FM has me instantly turning off the radio. 

Kathy McLinn Says:

Hi everbuddy!!!  How your doon???

Tip O The Day

If for some reason you took something apart, and simply cannot get one piece back on the way it was- make sure that you don't have it backwards.

Not so smooth transition from village boy to city slicker (or vice versa)

WHEN YOU GOTTA PEE
Village Boy: 
Go to the nearest bush and deed is instantly done.
City Slicker:
Need to think about where the nearest public restroom is.

IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC
Village Boy:
Damn, why is this guy stopping all the way at the stop sign?  Seems like he's been there for three seconds.
City Slicker:
Damn, why did that guy stop when the light was still yellow?  Seems like I've been at this stop light for three minutes.

PASSING ON THE ROAD
Village boy:
Raises hand to wave.
City Slicker:
Raises hand to give the finger.

IN THE STORE
Village Boy:
Wow, look at that price!  I'm buying one for the price of two.
City Slicker:
Wow, look at that price!  I'm buying two for the price of one. 

MOVIES
Village Boy:
I can't wait to see that movie, I wonder when it's coming to dvd.
City Slicker:
I can't wait to see that movie, I wonder when it's coming to the theater.

ON THE COMPUTER
Village Boy:
Damn, I've been loading this page for two minutes already.  My connection is slower than hell.
City Slicker:
Damn, I've been loading this page for two seconds already.  My connection is slower than hell.

IN THE RESTAURANT
Village Boy:
Damn, I got here twenty minutes ago and still waiting to order.  What the hell's taking so long?
City Slicker:
Damn, I got here twenty minutes ago, ordered almost as soon as I walked through the door and still waiting for my food.  What the hell's taking so long?  

Politeness, or Dishonesty?

Family or Friends:

Would you like some-
  *Muktuk?
  *Seal oil?
  *Fish eyeballs?
  *Seagull eggs?
  *Agutuk made with whitefish?

Me:

What I say-
   *No thanks

What I really mean-
  *Not in this lifetime