Lost in a clear thinking haze

It's Superbowl Sunday,
Oh I wish it were Monday.

For yesterday I didn't buy and stash my beer,
I didn't realize today was so near.

Willow Tree tried hard to open up today,
but the city council asked "are you out of your mind, it's going to be Sunday!?!"

It was a very tough battle, the vote being tied at 3-3;
Until the mayor tossed in his winning nay vote, so sad for me.

The Super Bowl's on now, now it's showing;
But who cares? I don't have booze, so booze isn't flowing.

Aaaggghhhh!!! Without my steady flow of beer,
I am lost because my head is thinking too clear.

What's that dripping down my chin, you ask?
Oh no, it's not beer- I think it's a tear!