I'm absolutely delighted to get my second comment (happened to be a question). I was firing back a comment of my own to answer, but decided to make it big, bright and clear.
If you're still trying to find a purpose in my assignment, read paragraph three in yesterday's post. You'll find something along the lines of "Our goal here......". If that still isn't enough for you (remember something about 'never can be too sure around here'), the purpose of our assignment is to wake Dillingham up for just a moment to tell ourselves "man, I think we ALL smoke weed here".
Now for those of you denying it, there is no denying it. Doesn't matter that you have a nicer home than the next guy, or a nicer car than him. Or a higher paying job. You're no better than him. Why? Because you're smoking the same old illegal drug that he is. Whether you do it in secrecy, or do it with your buddies, remember- your weed is just as illegal as your neighbor's.
Now we all know that there are much worse activities that go on in the wee hours of the night around here. But I'll save that as a topic for later use.
I know that I'm pressing some buttons around here. But these buttons belong to Dillingham. What happens if I start pressing personal buttons? If I know ya....chances are I can slam ya here. That would be pretty mean, though. We'll see.
Oh yeah, I think I need to re-word the last sentence below. Please change it to "If you don't- I think you're lying, just plain stupid, or (gasp) higher than a kite"
Urban Dictionary Definition:
ReplyDeleteblog - n. Short for weblog. A meandering blatantly uniteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their life. Consists of such riveting entries such as "Always a dim light bulb in the bundle" and "Flaming Doobies, Bowls Sparking and Bong Bubbles Bursting."
I was hoping that this would be something to regularly read and that I may relate to the authur's writings as we both live in the same small isolated town. However it is not looking so!
I wish you the best of luck.
Alcohol is the lead cause of crime in Dillingham. It makes people crazy and it makes them do harmful things to themselves and to others. I am much more leery of those who drink and go nuts than I am of the pot smokers who tend to just veg out and bother no one.
ReplyDeleteIt's a plant, it has medical benefits and is only illegal because the pharmaceutical and chemical companies don't want the competition; they don't want to lose profits.
During earlier times in America the hemp (marijuana) industry was in full swing. Hemp from the marijuana plant was used to produce very strong rope and other products.
However, modern companies such as Dow Chemical with their powerful lobbyists do not want any competition as they make synthetic rope and other products from plastics created in their labs.
A return to hemp production would be environmentally friendly, but less profitable for the chemical and agricultural giants who have a lot of input when it comes to shaping public perception. This is one reason so many people think marijuana is a very dangerous drug, that is what they want people to think.
Because alcohol is legal, people assume it's okey, but look at the consequences of drinking in Dillingham alone. Look at all the rapes, assaults, etc. that take place as a result of alcohol intoxication. There is much sorrow in this town as a result of alcoholism.
When a person is stoned on marijuana, they are often self-conscious, quiet, and the worst they might do is to eat too much then fall asleep.
One must look at all the evidence in order to come to a valid and rational conclusion, and marijuana just does not warrent the negative publicity it gets from people who more often than not have never even tried it.