The life story of an inexpensive pair of tube socks that always slide down

First time wearing:  I guess these socks will do, they're cheap and I'll save some money

Second time wearing:  I sure seem to have to pull these socks up alot

Third time wearing:  Man!  These dang socks!

Fourth time wearing:  I barely put my boot on and these socks already slipped down.....

.....Tenth time wearing:  These f@$#%$^ socks!!!

Today:  I think I'll just throw those socks away (haven't done it yet and probably won't)