By Professor DLG'er
Welcome back, class!!! Greetings
aside, we are going to dive straight into today's lesson. Let's use
the following guide to learn how to grow our own organic vegetables
to sell to our neighbors at high prices.
First on the list of to-dos is to order
up a couple of high-tubes. We want to make sure that we know the
barge shippers sailing schedule so that we don't have to use very
expensive air cargo services at last minute.
We then want to order up the following
items online:
- Cool little stickers that say
“Organic"
- Seeds of our choice
- Plant food, plant vitamins and
other growth chemicals
-
An assortment of pesticides
-
Any other chemicals that we can
find with convincing claims of “preserving freshness"
Now, we will construct our high-tubes
and prepare our soil. Plant our seeds, when they arrive- making sure
we use our wide variety of plant food/vitamins/growth chemicals.
Once our seeds have sprouted- we'll keep the plants healthy by
preventing any pesky insects from chomping down on them before we do.
We do this with the use of our pesticides. Once our vegetables
have grown nice and big, we will gather them and use our chemicals
that “preserve freshness” and then slapping the “organic”
stickers all over them.
The final and most important step is to
come up with an insanely high price to sell them at and put the sale
sign up!
